The Argy back to basics.

Hey- there's a lot of football types in tonight?‍♀️
There's a group too in the corner with helmets asking for Danish pastries?
Any out the back?

Oooh hope there’s not going to be a bust up later ixion where’s Thor tonight, he’ll soon sort it ..
I think Alarma finished off the last of the pastries earlier - just a few crumbs left

I hope Thor doesn't have torn loyalties.
Isn't he supposed to be descended from the Danish Royal House? ?

You’re right ixion I found this in The Argy family album

Ooh the Danes have lost. Are you ok there? Hope things haven’t turned nasty. Can you pacify them with pasties? How’s Thor? Will he be able to carry on? Will he need counselling?

He is, apparently, comatose - or maybe prostrate with grief.
Bless. It's only a game.
Poor May Hem has wandered off, disconsolate.
She's very much second fiddle tonight. The chaps are all hugging and snogging each other instead.

Is there any poteen left?!

Always poteen at the Argy gsdsmum. AGA keeps the brew going all the time. Even with the Danes drinking all they can we are still ok. Plenty here.

Er ….has anyone spotted that rather large woman in the corner with breastplate and long blond plaits. She keeps saying she’s come for the Admiral. Apparently they met on one of his seafaring trips and she thinks they’re betrothed. ?

Well done for getting a covert snap of her Doodle. Wouldn’t want to meet her down a dark Pigstrotter Alley. Is she still there? Perhaps she could get take Thor’s mind off things as it were. Or are his preferences still in question? I should think by the looks of her she’d make any man question his preferences unless they’d had a good few poteens. I hope Thor recovers sufficiently to assist with the brewing, glad to hear there are endless supplies.
Btw any news of Muse’s eta so plans can be made? I should think you might stuff one of AB’s gowns in the boat Happy, they’re rather voluminous aren’t they? Plus the bling of course.???

Looks like Bosoms Brunhilde to me.
Been round the block a bit, used to sing at the Met (Opera House, not London Underground)

Lots of shouting and chants of Englerand...Engerland....Engerland here last night. Are we at war or has there been a revolution?? I am so isolated here in the Tower ?.
Hope I haven't missed any news...Ruby my Raven has gone missing, the Ravenmaster will be so cross. Please can you look for her, she has shiny black feathers, beady black eyes and a rather viscious beak (has been known to peck off the odd maid's nose), she is plump and juicy and taken to hanging round kitchens for a tasty morsel. Maybe muse has seen her?? Will send her daughter Rowena as a temp replacement.

I hope Muse hasn’t seen Ruby, she sounds like good pasty material...

Don’t worry Happy it was only a football match. I gather there will be another on Sunday. Brace yourself for more of the same and maybe weeks of it if we actually win, floods of tears if we don’t. Hope you have sandbags there. I expect it will be all hands and llamas on deck at the Argy.

Crikey ixion Brunhilde looks like the antithesis to May Hem. That was a big word for Aga!

Happyme you are safer where you are at the moment. People are shouting and singing Sweet Caroline. Madness.

AGA you been at the dictionary again. I’ve told you before, big words aren’t good for you ?
Yes Brunhilde is still here and convinced she is betrothed to the Admiral. He has run back to his shop and is setting sail as we speak. What will we do with her? Do we know anyone who would like a voluptuous lady friend………with her own axe?.?

Perhaps she could work in the Admiral's shop, as he is setting sail?
Failing that, how about employing her on Friday nights in the Argy as a Bouncer, when the Riff Raff kick off?

She’s certainly very different to poor Mary Rose, I wonder what happened to her ? Cast aside like an old fish I expect

She could work in the cellar lifting barrels…..one under each arm ?

Doodle

She could work in the cellar lifting barrels…..one under each arm ?

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Brunhilde could be a real asset to The Argy, especially on karaoke nights, she could also be on the door and throw out noisy drunks ( get that bum outta here!) LauraNorder used to fulfil that function ( nobody would mess with her on a Friday night that’s for sure) but an even bigger woman, and with her own axe...well, what a gift eh? Just alert the Admiral that she’s here so he can lie low for a bit ( his favourite position.)

But how are we going to feed her? I’ve already seen her eyeing up Gnasher and he’s looking a bit worried ..

I think that German people enjoy large sausages?

Or is she a Dane? Bacon sarnies in that case.

I think she looks like someone who would enjoy a large sausage. We could arrange for her to help at the chippy in the morning lifting the sacks of potatoes and then they could feed her battered sausage and chips.