A Very Argy Christmas

Non! brook2704 …les oz cricketeurs have le fear of spiders but not of lemongrove … big Bruce ..he is La paramour of lemon when she is abroad et incognito.

Wow what a night that was. AGA you excelled with that poteen. We’ve made a mint. By the way I know where the rest of your viagra stash went……best everyone avoid the Admiral for a while.
carillion welcome back to the Argy. Ooh you’ve gone all French on us. We could use you, front of house. We have a few punters who would like a bit of ooh la la when they come in. You could drape yourself over à chaise lounge or bonkette as it’s known here. ?
You may not speak French brook but I think we all know what you mean when you say you like a good baguette ?….. and it’s not something you get in a bakery.?
labaz thanks for the update. I do hope they all get home safely. I promised the owner of the furniture factory I’d get the Chippendales back in one piece.
I remember lemon and big Bruce. A bit of a scandal at the time.

labaz, wherever you and that gang are alleying I’m following vous.
Doodle…front of le house…my new L’Argy job…oui. Je was borne for it ?

Will parlez en Anglais for this next sentence… because it’s tres important…I will bring our ooh La La front of house Christmas uniforms and lemon has left instructions that they must be red or black and very frilly.

Ok, je returne now to franglais, send moi your size, grande ou petit for le uniforme (if petit size, I hate you)

Je will send vouse a gander of le uniforme obv Doodle is le model.

Ta ta for now, as vouse Anglais say ???

Doodle, les fishnets are tres risqué vous rascale

Oooh la la I love the new name L’Argy it’s tres posh
Le uniform carillion is tres tres grande please so I have ze room for les pasties …

brook, pas de probs, je will bring extra plumage for vous et some subtle stick de lip ??

Je regrette que there's no way je can fais les jambres comme ça avec mes hips. Puis je seulement sit at the front avec un beau sourire?
Merci b.

Send plenty de tres Grande s'il vous plait Carillion. Nous are Les curvy femmes.

Je ne sais Pas if vous will see moi as toujours brewing dans le cellar.

No worries about the Admiral doodle. I've sent him off with May and Dyna. They are having their festivities on his boat The Leaky Lou.

Dear AGGA, je will send vous une grande petticoat. Like vous, j’ai un ample bosom and aussi j’adore le cellar where vous hang out. ???

ixion, vous temptress, une smile is tres grande! As pour les splits …courage mon brave ???.

carillion ma Cherie je prefer ze stick de lip tres rouge, tres tres rouge I don’t really do subtle …svp ..
Et merci bien for la plumage - es magnifique!

Carillion1
Ça, c'est un grand relief.
Il y a depuis longetemps lorsque j'ai been able to ouvrire mes jambes that wide.

Merci beaucoup pour la jolie petticoat Carillion. Bienvue to mon cellar ou je travail avec Thor. Il is an homme tres good looking and je suis sure vous will like lui.?

I have … er how you say un petit problem avec le poteen and the llamas …

Carillion L’Argy ooh la la (and from a french phrase book!!)
Le uniform is très chic. Je suis peser lourd and La derrière est la grange so extra large et elastic waist merci beaucoup
brook surely you don’t keep muse’s pasties in your underwear do you ??
ixion I don’t know what it is you said but I think I’ll join you (I got the bit about sitting)
AGA yes very curvy indeed.
The Leaky Lou is aptly named. I hope they took the toilet plunger with them ?
Just had a brilliant idea for bringing in some extra money.
Visits to the cellar to watch the master brewer in action (in her fetching outfit) and some poteen tasting sessions.
brook chips are on order. Panic not

Perhaps we can make the poteen in different flavours for the visits to the cellar. There could be viagra flavour, llama flavour, and maybe chip flavour since the chips are always popular. I think we could charge a small fee for entry to the cellar to see AGA in her fetching outfit, and as I’m her assistant, and I’ll wear my elf outfit with the fishnets. Superb.

Great idea Maddy. Different flavoured poteen will bring in the punters. We could bottle some of it and charge a fortune a reasonable amount for a bottle to take away.
brook Thor is making a few home made chips for Alarma to keep her happy till the order arrives.
doodle I will need time off for hair and make-up if I will be exposed to public view.

Yes I think we could really make this cellar visit thing work.
With Carillion front of house enticing the punters in with her ample bosom charm and French chic.
AGA and Maddyone in the cellar brewing and giving tours
muse dispensing her delicious pasties from on top of the Christmas tree as the sugar plum fairy and the rest of us looking French and sexy dispensing some oooh la la and a quick boot to the read end with a sharp heeled stiletto for anyone who causes trouble.
Any other ideas?

Bonjour mes amis, just off to tighten le knicker elastic pour the costume of Madame Doodle parce que she est tres sveldt now. Ha!Ha! Toujours avec delusionment.

Je have tous in place now in our boite de first aid, par example, les stick de lip pour vous in need …obv to support AGAA et her triste with the Viking, monsieur Thor.
Madame maddyone, je send you the redesigned elf frockette for you to flaunt in the —dungeon— pardon! Le cellarrr enjoy mon amis ????

Until tonight, bonne afternoon or as you parlez, Ta Ta, , en Anglais , obv.

For vous maddyone

Ooh La La, I can’t wait to try it on.

That outfit will entice them down to the cellar. I hope my frilly petticoat has the same effect.
Think we should all wear our stilettos doodleas there is usually trouble when the poteen is flowing.

I have just seen the Admiral, May Hem and Dyna Mite totter in roaring drunk un peu tipsy.
Stilletoes on everyone.

Me stilettos don’t fit so well since I got me bunions, but I’ll squeeze into them. It’s a good cause.

Allez vous my voluptuous amis, AGGA et maddyone,
Vous are all poulet de spring. As am moi.

Nous have no fear of big shoes ……………….lemongrove has had le grande shoe factorie en York pour plus years so… is tres rich.
Allons-y…..Get votre tootsies in gear!!

Here are le stilettos pour vous (no half de sizes, obv)???
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