You forgot the 'book' bit ?
I know someone who when you say my daughter is now 30 their daughter is 40
I'm thinking of getting a new car oh they have a fabulous car
Holidays oh let me tell you where to go. Then follows some boring stuff all about Dubai
If only they realised how irritating it is to be spoken to like this.
They don't really care do they
Things you find stressful that other people don't notice.