The Gransnet Virtual Christmas party 2020 with Ensure NutriVigor

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree

What a lovely idea, thank you for inviting me to the party. I have brought sausage rolls, canapes and a bottle of Prosecco.
It's been a strange year to say the least but I'm hoping 2021 will be much better. I'd like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy New Year.

Happy Christmas everyone, let hope that 2021 will be better than this year. Stay safe and strong.

How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

Good King Wenceslas phoned his local Pizza Hut and ordered a pizza. "Would that be your usual sir"?

"Oh yes...I'd like it deep pan crisp and even"

Waiting for my first grandchild to arrive due on 12th but no sign of coming yet..Excited but not sure how I will feel being a grandmother.Should be the best end to a difficult year and someone to look forward to getting to know.

Thank you for inviting me to the party. I’m bringing with me Caviar, Lobster and a magnum of Dom Perignon.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE LOVELY LIVELY GRANSNETTERS. May your worries be few and your health be high.

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were too deer!

I will bring sausage rolls and something unidentifiable in a Tupperware dish ( Having a clear out of the freezer)

Happy socially distanced Christmas to one and all. 2021 has got to be an improvement!

A couple were visiting Moscow, taking in the sights of Red Square, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife. “No," she said, "that felt more like snow to me." “No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he insisted.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a serious domestic about whether it was raining or snowing.

“Let’s not fight about it!” the man said, "you see that guide, the fellow with Rudolph on his name tag? ask him whether it’s officially raining or snowing.” As the tour guide approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?” “It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously. But the woman was adamant, “I'm sure that it felt like snow!”
The man quietly replied, “Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!“

My perfect Christmas dinner is very traditional, but it's the extras that are really non-negotiable. Bread sauce, cranberry sauce, and rum sauce and brandy butter with the pudding. A starter that has to include prawns and smoked salmon and a good cheeseboard afterwards. And plenty of wine and liqueurs....

And on Boxing Day, the traditional heart-attack-on-a-plate bubble and squeak fry up brunch with all the leftovers, served with HP sauce and a couple of Rennies to follow.

Oh yes, the best meal because all the pressure is off!

(No HP sauce - just leftover gravy, thoroughly reheated of course.)

Trifle, there has to be a Christmas trifle.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - here's hoping for a better 2021!

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are 50cents
Deer nuts are under a buck!

I used to worry I was schizophrenic but we're both OK with it now

Thank you for the invitation. I'll be the one checking out the 'refreshment' table and singing Santa Baby ??

For years I carried on my mother’s tradition of serving a grapefruit/gin sorbet between the main course and Christmas pudding. It cleansed the palate wonderfully, and prepared it for the richness of the pudding and sauce both heavily laced with brandy! Sadly, in latter years, statins prevent this.

Who brings presents to animals ? Santa Paws .???⛄⛄⛄❄❄❄

Loving some of the jokes on here. Cheered me up no end. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

Hi I am new to gransnet and not a great user communicating this way so please be kind. I am wondering how you get involved with the virtual Christmas party thing?

joannapiano your msg made me laugh.

Happy Christmas to all who celebrate. Happy Holiday to others who don't.

Lets hope 2021 will be much better than 2020.

The children will have a great deal on Christmas morning.
I hope we do too.
Not sure if that counts as a joke.