Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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Christmas
A festive hello to all gransnetters! 
As everyone else seems to already have their fairy lights twinkling and baubles out, we thought it’s time for us to do the same. So welcome everyone to our annual Gransnet Christmas Party. As health has been top of most of our agendas this year, we’re thrilled that Ensure NutriVigor is sponsoring this year’s festivities.
Not only that but they are giving one lucky gransnetter on this thread a £100 voucher to spend at a shop of their choice to start the new year in style (usual competition T&Cs apply). The winner will be picked at random from all who comment on this thread by 11am on 1st January 2021, so don’t forget to pop on and wish your fellow GNers a merry Christmas! 
It’s fair to say 2020 has been a bit of a shocker, and we know that because of health concerns, long distances, or many other reasons, plenty of you will be spending Christmas on your own. Which is where the Gransnet Virtual Christmas Party comes in. No need to battle the ghastly traffic, icy weather or smile through the sprouts. Simply don your sparkliest finery, pour a glass of your favourite tipple and come join us for some good company, virtual mince pies and questionable taste in Christmas decor - we do gaudy very well here at HQ. 
Everyone is welcome (as long as you bring something tasty to add to our virtual buffet) and even if you’ve got a busy day planned do pop in and wish your fellow gransnetters a Merry Christmas.
In the meantime shall we get into the spirit with some really cheesy Christmas jokes? Who’s first?
I don't mind what I have for Christmas dinner as long as someone else makes it but I do like my christmas pud
Ingredient essential to Christmas dinner? A good sense of humour! Thanks for helping me out everyone 
Forgot my joke......
Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
All Virgin flights were cancelled.
Merry Christmas to all of you. Lets us have a great 2021!
After all the upsets in 2020 I'm looking forward to next spring where the little lambs will be gambling in the fields ....
"4 Aces Baaaaaaa"
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
I've bought the mince pies!
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