Driver: “Is this your first online delivery? Thought so.”
Did it look as though I was about to smother this startled Anton Lesser lookalike in kisses or was it because of the contents of my crates?
Oh, the perils of an online shop.
Apart from being grateful for my long-awaited online delivery, the One Banana gave me the first fit of giggles that I’d experienced in weeks.
What should I do with my granny's engagement ring?
Relative values, becoming very introspective.