I have been offline yet again
No phone, no internet, no nuffin' so when my dil tried to ring and got 'out of service' tone, she put Gubbins in the car and came straight over, imagining the worst, poor soul.
Found me sitting in the dark feeling very old, helpless, sorry for myself and a bit scared because had absolutely no way of telling anyone what was going on.
When the system first went down, and after I'd stopped squeaking, I'd used my St John alarm (medical emergencies only) to ask if they'd mind telling my son I was incommunicado again.
They very kindly left voice messages which he didn't get, being between jobs and phones.
So from 5th to now, my DS has been dealing with all the different people who could fix it, and did 30 mins ago.
Trouble is, you can't have just a landline any longer, it has to be a 'bundle' including Internet.
So when one thing goes down, everything goes down.
What about older people who only want a simple, old fashioned phone and no web?
Mostly the answer is 'hard luck' but a couple of businesses do provide landlines only - at a heck of a price.
It was extra hard because Phil couldn't contact me either but I did manage to request the staff to buy batteries for his oxygen machine, which put my mind at rest (a bit).
Unfortunately, as the hospital got to the end of the first 5 day lockdown, another Covid case was discovered, so more isolation. 
Gramaretto
"At least too cold for midges and they are not camping."
I can just imagine them when they are, in their little midgey tents, making tea over wee camping stoves and warning each other to watch out for human with insecticide sprays 
My dil carried me off for dinner at their house and as its school holidays, I came back with a companion for the next 7 days. He was here when the techie came and found insects in the fibre optics box outside.
So in the space of a month, 2 separate things went wrong to put me out of communication.
Doodle I think you're going to Russia
some parts of which are quite warm...aren't they?
Now, now BJ, "no pure, white an deadly"?
Surely I wasn't hallucinating those apple turnover so beloved of CPO?
Or your French cafe pattiserie treats?
Mamissimo where are you? And all the others, are you just too busy to write? We miss you, please pop in for a chat.
Lovely to see fairfrasie and sandelf still posting.
Cherry I thought of you today as I made a cherry cake for my dil. Hope all is well Sweetie. xxx cwtches.
Ah well, it's taken me ages to catch up with email, bill paying, downloading audio books and more, so I'm ready for my bed.
Jeeves, may I have hot milk tonight, with a shot of something calming?