With Burns Night approaching I am already making culinary plans
I’m planning to host a Scottish-themed dinner party for some equally posh friends, and I want to get it right. To give you an idea of how posh we all are, our local chippy serves fish and chips in a briefcase, none of your paper and crap. I intend welcoming my guests with pre-dinner drinks of chilled Irn Bru (with cherry on a stick, of course). Then, for starters, I thought I would serve —langurs— —languors— prawns, triple fried in Loch Morlich spring water with Marie Rose sauce. For the main course, I thought I’d do baked Hebridean haggis on a bed of crushed neeps, served with samphire shavings and a truffle jus. For dessert, I was thinking of doing fried mars bar and custard made with Highland cow’s milk and a twatty mint leaf stuck on the top. I would follow all that with after dinner drinks of lightly chilled Buckfast with After Eight mints.