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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 17:34:08

And run naked to let in the plumber!

Tonight when it starts to go dark

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 17:41:44

Oh I'm so looking forward to summer,
This winter has been a real bummer,
I'll cast off my dull clothes
Put sun cream on my nose
And run naked to let in the plumber

Tonight when it start to goes dark

FarNorth Wed 04-Apr-18 18:12:10

Barberdice grin

Moneyboss Wed 04-Apr-18 18:41:06

Tonight when it start to goes dark
I'm going to streak for a lark

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 18:55:42

Tonight when it start to goes dark
I'm going to streak for a lark
With my bits in plain sight

Elrel Wed 04-Apr-18 20:42:50

Tonight when it start to goes dark
I'm going to streak for a lark
With my bits in plain sight
I shall look quite a fright

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 22:19:29

Tonight when it start to goes dark
I'm going to streak for a lark
With my bits in plain sight
I shall look quite a fright
Cellulite looking very like quark

Perhaps I should just stay indoors

MissAdventure Wed 04-Apr-18 22:21:07

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 22:23:18

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
Safer to keep out of the way

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 22:24:46

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
They're roomy and wide

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 22:26:07

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
Walk around on all fours

FarNorth Wed 04-Apr-18 22:31:00

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
They're roomy and wide
Keep my secrets inside

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 22:34:59

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
They're roomy and wide
My bum I can hide

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 22:36:10

I give in on this one!

Marydoll Wed 04-Apr-18 22:45:59

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
They're roomy and wide
Keep my secrets inside
But, I'm worried they'll fall to the floor. blush

It's time to start our new game

Marydoll Wed 04-Apr-18 22:46:55

If anyone can think of a better first line, please go for it, my brain hurts

Bathsheba Wed 04-Apr-18 22:48:05

It's time to start our new game
If it's boring then I'll take the blame

FarNorth Wed 04-Apr-18 22:59:56

It's time to start our new game
If it's boring then I'll take the blame
I've got no whizz-bang

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 23:02:03

Perhaps I should just stay indoors
And keep wearing my warm winter drawers
They're roomy and wide
Keep my secrets inside,
I'll be doing no naked encores!

Now that got some into a muddle

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 23:03:13

Oh noooo, Forgot to refresh!!

Marydoll Wed 04-Apr-18 23:05:16

Oh, Jan I thought you were saying my ending was rubbish, sad grin
I have to admit, your ending is better.

Jangran99 Wed 04-Apr-18 23:05:20

It's time to start our new game
If it's boring then I'll take the blame
I've got no whizz-bang
So I'll call up the gang

Elrel Wed 04-Apr-18 23:24:48

It's time to start our new game
If it's boring then I'll take the blame
I've got no whizz-bang
So I'll call up the gang
Saying 'Help, my ending's a shame!'

A man named Philip has got a new hip

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 23:31:05

A man called Philip has got a new hip
He's finding it hard when the time comes to strip

Barberdice Wed 04-Apr-18 23:32:49

Should say 'named'

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