Limericks - 3

A cold wind blows from the Arctic
Bringing a changeable climatic
Hibernation sounds good,
If only I could
Or something just as dramatic.

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started
It keeps me light hearted

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started
It keeps me light hearted
Feeling much more alive, and not yawning

Most days I enjoy a nice walk

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather
Cos we don't want a seizure

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather
Cos we don't want a seizure
While eyeing up the men that we stalk.

I need a new dress for a wedding

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard
I look like a lump of lard

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard
I look like a lump of lard
But it never affects my bob-sledding.

It's so bright and breezy today

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
I'll wear lots of layers

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute
Or a trumpet to toot?

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute
Or a trumpet to toot?
It's chilly, I'll wait until May!

There once was a Tory named Bradley,

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I'll be back

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I’ll be back
And the tweet I’ll retract

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I’ll be back
And the tweet I’ll retract
So that I won't be thought of too badly

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley,
Woolly gloves and a scarf and a hoody.

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley,
Woolly gloves and a scarf and a hoody.
Please remember your vest

Wrap up warm as it’s blowing a hooley
Woolley gloves and a scarf and a hoody
Please remember your vest
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