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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

crazyH Fri 04-Oct-19 22:24:34

Bella ?

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Oct-19 11:03:00

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent

CraftyGranny Sat 05-Oct-19 11:14:20

That's time well spent

CraftyGranny Sat 05-Oct-19 11:16:43

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent
That's time well spent

crazyH Sat 05-Oct-19 11:34:58

After that a nice walk in the woods
We'll take with us, our worldly goods
We'll pitch up a tent
That's time well spent
And it will certainly lift our moods.

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker

henetha Sun 06-Oct-19 10:43:09

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker,
I'll cook, you can be the out-looker

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 06-Oct-19 16:37:00

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break

crazyH Sun 06-Oct-19 16:55:39

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break
Then a 'swig' we will take

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 07-Oct-19 00:06:13

And then we'll set up our two-ring cooker
I'll cook, you can be the out looker
I'll assemble the wind-break
Then a 'swig' we will take
Before I get hit with a left hooker

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout

BradfordLass72 Mon 07-Oct-19 02:45:51

Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out (this line courtesy of my granson!)

henetha Mon 07-Oct-19 09:28:32

Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out
Better phone nine nine nine

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Oct-19 09:29:58

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 07-Oct-19 10:56:19

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"
It's right up to my armpit.

crazyH Mon 07-Oct-19 23:51:14

BLass, clever grandson for sure ...

"Where's the first aid kit?" I shout
"I've been stabbed and my gut's hanging out!" (clever GS)
"Blimey, there's yards of it!"
It's right up to my armpit
How do I put it back? I know nought.

Shall I leave it hanging there?

MissAdventure Tue 08-Oct-19 00:01:29

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you'll find folk will stare

callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 00:18:28

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you`ll find folk will stare
They`ll think you are bragging about what you`ve got

WOODMOUSE49 Tue 08-Oct-19 00:26:08

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well, you can, but you`ll find folk will stare
They`ll think you are bragging about what you`ve got
Perhaps I'll just tie it up, in one big knot

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Oct-19 09:39:17

Shall I leave it hanging there?
Well you can, but you'll find folk will stare
They'll think you are bragging about what you've got
Perhaps I'll just tie it up in one big knot
I'll be a medical curiosity, so there.

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online

crazyH Tue 08-Oct-19 09:48:29

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime

Grannycool52 Tue 08-Oct-19 19:38:39

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime
So he bet on a horse

crazyH Tue 08-Oct-19 19:44:04

He thought he'd check his lottery numbers online
He needn't have bothered, he didn't win a dime
So he bet on a horse
That fell off, mid course

callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 21:45:25

He thought he`d check his lottery numbers online
He needn`t have bothered, he didn`t win a dime
So he bet on a horse
That fell off, mid course
So that was the end of the rhyme

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?

crazyH Tue 08-Oct-19 21:51:47

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I'm embarassed about it,to post

callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 23:38:58

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I`m embarrassed to post
He floated upstairs,

henetha Wed 09-Oct-19 11:35:12

Did you ever meet up with a ghost?
I have, but I`m embarrassed to post
He floated upstairs,
Carrying two chairs

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