LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin
Mum says is a sin
And we ended by having a fight.

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face

Thanks to drinking, I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’

Thanks to drinking I fell on my face
While running the egg and spoon race.
I felt such a fool
I thought I was ‘cool’
Should have just stayed in my place

Perhaps we should just switch to water?

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta

Perhaps we should just switch to water?
Do you really think we oughta
It would be more sensible

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble

Perhaps we should just switch to water
Do you really think we oughta?
It would be more sensible
If you eat kibble
Just like your cow and her daughta.

Autumn is just round the corner

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !

Autumn is just round the corner
Summer will soon be a gonner
The leaves will be bright
Golden, what a sight !
To see them is surely an honor

My photo app I will use

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it’s a copy

My photo app I will use
If only myself to amuse
Persimmon and poppy
I know it's a copy
But real art it doesn't abuse

I'll get out my brushes and paint

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
The leaves on the trees

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble?

I'll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble
Yes, or prick your finger and faint.

I'm a bit of a wimp you see

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran in