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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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NanKate Sun 31-Aug-25 21:40:11

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
He was in such a spin

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crazyH Sun 31-Aug-25 21:50:53

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
Into a tin can (Sorry NanKate)
So I jumped and hurt my right knee

Now I am grounded for two weeks

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Magenta8 Mon 01-Sept-25 10:38:16

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks

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Crocus5 Thu 11-Sept-25 19:27:11

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I’m reading a book meant for geeks
I’m turning the pages

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MollyNew Thu 11-Sept-25 19:28:25

But it's taking me ages

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MollyNew Thu 11-Sept-25 19:29:37

Whoops - forgot the rest

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Sept-25 14:35:52

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages
Because every joint in me creaks

But when the two weeks have ended

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crazyH Sat 13-Sept-25 14:44:48

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂

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BrightandBreezy Sun 14-Sept-25 01:05:24

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Sept-25 14:02:47

ut when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay
I'll shout loudly, "Hooray!"

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52bright Wed 17-Sept-25 19:55:36

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended
I should be ok
I'll shout loudly ''Hooray!''
And holiday as intended

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow

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MollyNew Thu 18-Sept-25 16:40:31

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Sept-25 15:07:30

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?
I will lounge on the deck

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52bright Fri 19-Sept-25 21:10:05

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you go a book I can borrow?
I'll lounge on the deck
With staff at my beck

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Sept-25 14:54:31

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you go a book I can borrow?
I'll lounge on the deck
With staff at my beck
And no thoughts of trouble or sorrow.

We're sailing to tropical isles

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libra10 Sat 20-Sept-25 15:03:12

I am an example to all
And remembered well at the Town hall

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Sept-25 15:50:48

We're sailing to tropical isles

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Magenta8 Sun 21-Sept-25 16:21:05

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be cruising for miles and miles

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65KL Sun 21-Sept-25 19:54:33

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be crusing for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Sept-25 15:23:26

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be crusing for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin
And the good times begin!

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52bright Mon 22-Sept-25 17:21:42

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be cruising for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin
And the good times begin!
We're out every night on the tiles

There's concerts, fine dining and plays

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65KL Wed 24-Sept-25 22:42:32

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days

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Magenta8 Thu 25-Sept-25 10:10:23

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed

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GoldenLady Fri 26-Sept-25 19:43:03

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed
And have a great bed

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52bright Sat 27-Sept-25 01:29:18

There's concert's, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed
and have a great bed
Just hoping lovely husband pays

I think he will get a great shock

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