Yesterday I took my elderly Mother to a garden centre for a spot of lunch. The place was heaving with hot grandparents looking after grandchildren and trying to keep cool. Anyway, I popped into the Ladies' Loo, just got the door clicked shut when a loud, flustered woman shouted out 'Are you just sitting there or are you going to do a poo?'......the weird thing is I almost answered her! 
Please help! (grandchild being locked in bedroom)


That’s cheered my morning as I contemplate the cleaning before visitors arrive.