What's the first thing you do? (Particularly the "nicely" endowed)

Salt the eggs 🥴
I know but some things just have to have it. Not many, eggs, chips, rice.

Put the beans in the bin!

In my childhood a cooked breakfast was eggs and bacon, and if you were lucky a slice of fried bread.

The idea of a 'full English breakfast' is a nonsense dreamed up by chain hotels. The full English breakfast, English country house style included devilled kidneys and kedgeree. I have yet to see those on a Premier Inn buffet.

The first thing about any cooked breakfast I eat is that it does not include an egg in any form. I do not like eggs. It will contain bacon, tomato, mushroom, and hash browns. And I will start by picking up my knife and fork and cutting off a piece of hash brown and putting it in my mouth.

My full English is a bit sparse compared to others. It is bacon, egg, mushrooms and tomato. My napkin never saves it as it sits in my lap, although I suppose I could do a Poirot 😊.

Toothpaste is always an issue as well. I am frequently to be seen with a white mark down my front, it won’t rub out.

Same as Monica, I don't like eggs anymore, I did once. My husband doesn't like mushrooms, although I prefer the larger ones. Sometimes we'll do a mushroom/egg swop, as long as he can get the offending egg off my plate without any yolk residue - yuk! otherwise pretty much everything bar black pudding. I do like a little ramekin of baked beans and yes I'll tuck a napkin in to preserve whatever I'm wearing, nothing worse than a baked bean stain, well an egg stain would be worse I suppose We only have the full English in a hotel. At home it's porridge and fruit for him and fruit and Greek yogurt for me. Although apropos of the thread about it, I intend to give the overnight oats a go.

Head for the lanzoprazole as I know I will have chronic indigestion. Sounds delicious 😋 though.

Our local seaside cafe does a delicious cooked breakfast - egg, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, beans (in ramekin), tomato, hash brown, toast with butter (or fried bread), cup of tea, all for under £10. We often go there on a Saturday morning, a delicious breakfast with a view of the sea, a perfect start to the weekend. The first thing I do is tell my husband to lean into his plate, otherwise he ends up wearing his breakfast 😂.