When to resume sex after hip replacement

Seek theraphy, poor things.

Allsorts 🤣

I await helpful suggestions with vested interest!

Where’s Dr Ruth when you need her ? 😂

Makes a change from the budget!

Please!!??

kittylester

Makes a change from the budget!

I really must clean my specs. I thought you said, ‘Makes a change from the budgie!’ 😮😂

Merlot

ftm420

Sorry if this is too explicit but if you dont ask...

I'm now 3 weeks post total hip replacement and am starting to think about sex! Trouble is, my DH is (ahem) very overweight and I'm quite skinny, so the thought of missionary scares the life out of me! I also can't widen my hips much (physio has given me a 'clam shell' exercise as part of standard physio and my knees just will not part).

I can't kneel down and get back up and I can't comfortably lie on my side to just 'do him'.

Should we just wait a bit longer, given that he is feeling a bit frustrated. He has 2 hands after all! Or is there a position we could try?

TIA

I’m not normally easily offended or put out by people’s comments pon here but I have to say, this one is way over the top. In my opinion, this sort of sex problem is something you should be discussing with a doctor, marriage guidance or close friends. It didn’t help that you were quite explicit. Were you deliberately trying to shock??

crossstitchfan. I think it's half term!

People still have sex???

Thank goodness I had the smelling salts handy.

My friend asked her consultant that question after her hip op.
Her husband was mortified.

Its someone taking the piss!

Seems that the kitchen table might come in handy!…….so sorry everyone I couldn’t resist🤦🏼‍♀️

If you found it offensive, Crosstitchfan, why did you bother to re-post it? It is quite accessible at the top of the page.

This is something you need to talk with your consultant about. We could give a range of answers, but they would not be pertinent to you personally.
Are you, in fact, just hoping we’ll give you titillating scenarios?!

Has anyone seen my pearls - I really need to clutch them!

Bend over the table, and have him stand behind you.

MissAdventure

Bend over the table, and have him stand behind you.

But remember to bend at 90° to prevent dislocation. 😂

Just imagine arriving in A&E with a painful dislocated hip after inventive cavorting, and being asked how it happened, and the sniggering that would go on behind the, non soundproof, curtains. 😵‍💫!

What a stupid question to ask strangers on the internet!! Must be a troll post.

I've seen this person post before, so nothing to suggest trolling.

What a fuss about a normal thing!

keepingquiet

People still have sex???

😂😂😂

I'm pretty sure it's a genuine post- OP started another thread about having to get up to pee in the night often, and mentioned the hip replacement.