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Quote, misquote

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absentgrana Sun 02-Sept-12 12:45:33

We've just been having jolly japes about Edmund Burke on the thread about Who is god? strangely enough. A few more common misquotations or misattributions spring to mind.

Probably the best-known misquote in the English language is "Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary." Conan Doyle didn't write it and Sherlock Holmes didn't say it.

Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty".

"England and America are two countries divided by a common language" does not appear anywhere in any of George Bernard Shaw's works.

Anagram Mon 03-Sept-12 21:01:16

Oh, come on now johanna - we could all look them up, but where's the fun in that? wink

absentgrana Mon 03-Sept-12 21:25:24

Definitely mischievous but page 521 of what johanna? Do you have on that page of whatever book you are talking about:
Pride doesn't go before a fall.
Pride goeth before adversity and an haughty spirit before a fall?

johanna Mon 03-Sept-12 21:31:02

absent smile

absentgrana Mon 03-Sept-12 21:41:33

johanna That is a truly devious response that leaves me in limbo. Are you smiling sweetly because it is there on your page 521? Honestly, I don't have a reference book with misquotes on page 521 and now I am totally intrigued. I'll have to come up with something else that might not be on your page 521. How about:

"I paint it with my prick" which was never said by Renoir? grin

johanna Mon 03-Sept-12 21:49:03

absent grin grin grin
Now you have given me a task.......

mrsmopp Mon 17-Sept-12 15:43:12

Mae West never said "Come up and see me sometime"

Greatnan Mon 17-Sept-12 16:04:04

The love of money is the root of all evil.

johanna Mon 17-Sept-12 21:33:53

Thanks mrsmopp and greatnan
I had completely forgotten about this thread.
Good fun, is it not?
Must resume my search for the painter who did not paint with his prick.

Mae West said : Why don't you come up sometime, and see me?

Greatnan you know your bible very well?smile

Greatnan Mon 17-Sept-12 21:40:46

Know thine enemy!

johanna Mon 17-Sept-12 21:50:31

Indeed greatnan, thank you.

absentgrana Tue 18-Sept-12 10:16:51

johanna I'm not sure exactly the word Renoir said but it was along the lines of "I use my brush to make love" which sounds a much lovelier idea than the above mentioned misquote.

johanna Sat 22-Sept-12 20:00:22

Hello absent, I finally found it.
www.quoteinvestigator.com/2012/05/28/renoir-paint/
According to this article Renoir was responsible for both the quotes you mentioned.

I could not find it on page 521 of my Oxford Dictionary of Quotations .smile

Anne58 Sat 22-Sept-12 20:47:33

I always thought that the "two nations divided by a common language" was Mark Twain???