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I wouldn't be seen dead wearing XXXX .... and why?

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Rowantree Thu 08-Aug-19 10:19:58

.....a miniskirt, pair of shorts, thong, false nails...
Short items of clothing on my body would freak everyone out.
Thongs make me cringe with imagined discomfort and false nails are pointless on a muckworm like me who enjoys getting her hands grubby.

Anyone else?

Phoebes Fri 09-Aug-19 23:05:23

I once had one false nail put on my thumb as I had broken my own nail and it didn’t match my other nails. I tried to grab hold of a slippery leg of frozen lamb in Sainsbury’s sand my hand slipped and my thumb nail pinged off into the depths of the freezer. Must have been a nice surprise for whoever had to re-stock the freezer!

GoodMama Sat 10-Aug-19 04:59:43

Purpledaffodil, I hope we end it here and spare you all the sight. It’s just awful. Groups of teens girls looking like they just rolled out of bed.

Grandma70s Sat 10-Aug-19 07:25:35

I wouldn’t be seen dead in high heels or with long nails. Both restrict physically in some way, and that seems a strange attitude to life. I wouldn't have worn them when I was young, either.

Now, I would add sleeveless dresses or even very short sleeves. My upper arms aren’t fat, but they’re flabby. I last wore shorts at school, and don’t regard them as clothes for
grown ups, though I admit my 68-year-old sister in law looks quite good in them. She has exceptionally nice legs. My legs are OK but perhaps a bit too thin.

Red nail varnish. Long loose hair (I’m pushing 80). Eye make-
up. I have naturally black eyelashes and that’s good enough for me. T- shirts. Short skirts. Dyed hair, particularly not fake blonde.

joannapiano Sat 10-Aug-19 08:10:55

Goodness, you are describing me.

Maggiemaybe Sat 10-Aug-19 08:35:08

Just wondering how people with long false nails manage in the bathroom?

When I was given soft contact lenses for the first time, many years ago, I froze at the thought of “pinching” them out. The optician called up a receptionist with two inch talons to do it for me. I got those lenses out in two seconds flat. grin

My rule of thumb is that however good it may look on others, I won’t wear anything that makes me look as if I’ve escaped from a home. Floral hippy skirts are one example.

narrowboatnan Sat 10-Aug-19 11:07:38

Knee length skirts or dresses. Not with my fat legs!
Sleeveless tops. Must have the bingo wings covered smile

Longdistancegrnny Sat 10-Aug-19 15:17:58

Those beige or cream lace up casual shoes worn by so many 'older' ladies on coach trips! I have had to give in to flatter shoes most of the time, but will NEVER wear those!

Daisyboots Sat 10-Aug-19 15:29:28

Sunshine57 maybe they use one of those disability aids designed for older or disabled people to use when they cant reach. Available on Amazon

cavewoman Sat 10-Aug-19 15:42:30

Gold jewellery. Apron.

Tweedle24 Sun 11-Aug-19 09:13:12

Those dreadful painted eyebrows, I think that even on young people they look awful. However, they seem to be popular so, who am I to judge! Just would not have them myself, particularly as I have fair skin

Luckygirl Sun 11-Aug-19 09:51:22

- "cold shoulder" T-shirt - how rubbish are they?
- high heels
- stockings (unless blue....grin)
- posh dresses
- make-up
- clutching a posh handbag

Lord, I am so boring! smile

DanniRae Sun 11-Aug-19 12:34:52

I have a black cold shoulder top (that covers my bum) and I wear it with either black or white 3/4 leggings. I am happy to say that I feel good wearing it! .......and that's the main thing really smile

NotAGran55 Sun 11-Aug-19 13:28:13

I will never wear anything beige or pink , anything with an elasticated waist , slippers .

Gma5 Sun 11-Aug-19 16:39:33

mini skirts look great with leggings and flat shoes or boots. Maybe it's a question of what you personally look and feel good wearing rather than putting it in an age framework. I love having time to experiment with different looks. I pick up some fun quality clothes from charity shops and if my purchases don't work out, I've made a charitable donation!

Magrithea Sun 11-Aug-19 17:44:31

I agree with daisymae about flounces!!! Also the thong knickers - ouch!

Won't wear any of the 'cold shoulder' style tops and dresses I wish this particular style fad would disappear!

Littleannie Sun 11-Aug-19 19:15:53

A shroud.

Rowantree Tue 13-Aug-19 01:20:26

Gam5 Well said! I try with charity shops and I know some people get amazing bargains, but I rarely find anything that fits me. I do keep looking though and have found some interesting scarves and necklaces instead.
I'm trying to buy fewer new clothes and more second-hand (or 'preloved' if you prefer that!) - often from eBay where I have made several expensive mistakes but found many excellent bargains too. Not as good as charity shops though!

Grandma2213 Tue 13-Aug-19 01:39:47

I don't think what you wear should relate to your age but you should wear what suits your shape.

Having said that I do think high heels with leggings look weird.

When did nails become so important? I rarely wear even a clear nail varnish but if I do I can actually feel the weight of it on my nails. I don't think I could ever bear gels or strange colours, patterns or glitter. How can anyone function with those incredibly long hooked talons?

I feel pretty much the same about those so obviously false eyelashes. How uncomfortable must they be!

PernillaVanilla Fri 04-Oct-19 13:47:47

Anything with an elasticated waist. It just spells the beginning of the end to me. I like heels, showing a bit of cleavage and nice nails (not too long) I just cannot stand white or cream handbags and anything beige.

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Oct-19 20:18:21

NotAGRAN55

OH No! Todays's clothes. Pink and black T-shirt top. Skinny beige cord jeggings with elasticated waist. Soon to put on my slipper boots.

I possess quite a lot of trousers with elasticated waists. So many summer style trousers are elasticated. Just ordered these from Next.

BradfordLass72 Sat 05-Oct-19 10:39:05

you should wear what suits your shape

I don't think they use barrels as dressmakers dummies Grandma2213

I have always had a rather unconventional taste in clothing and when younger, quite liked the shocked and disapproving looks on the faces of people who were the age I am now. grin

I wear what I like: colourful, pretty or appropriate for the occasion.

I wear long rainbow socks but wouldn't go to a funeral in them.
It's still black as a mark of respect and in my elders' group that's the acceptable thing for funerals.

I never wear tights because even in winter they are far too hot; likewise trousers - although I do have both, sitting atop my wardrobe where they've been hibernating for 20+ years.

The idea of wearing a cheese-cutter aka thong, makes me shudder - yuk.

Even as a teenager I never liked high heels. Having once been persuaded to try a friend's when I was 19, I took agin them from that moment.

I wouldn't wear fleecy pj's, or any pyjamas, ever.
It's a long, silky nightgown for me, in all seasons and if they try to dress me in something dowdy when I'm dead, I'll sit up and clock 'em one.

Oopsminty Sat 05-Oct-19 10:42:53

Crocs

I love elasticated waists. I loved them when I was a size 8 and in my 20s.