are we all gonna be neanderthal women and men

My hair is longer than it's been for years (almost 40) as I grew it when I was Matron of Honour for my friend last month the family haircut was scheduled for this Saturday which I couldn't have gone to anyway (was supposed to be going to the Tutankhamen exhibition with my friend so was resigned to having to wait another 6 weeks, my hair is going to be practically on my waist in another 12 weeks, I was also going to get my daughter to dye my hair during the Easter holidays so I'm going to look like a badger. Thank God I have a Flawless so at least I won't have a beard as well