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Unbelievable Childhood Memories you believed were true 😆

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Poppyjo Wed 22-Feb-23 21:57:31

As a young child I was eating an apple, which included the pips.

Mum looked at me and told me not to eat the pips as an apple tree would grow outside the top of my head!

I was fascinated and every morning
I would look in the mirror to see if I could see any shoots or leaves coming through my head. I truly believed I saw two leaves! 😂

I look back now and think how could I have ever believed it?

My mum did own up in the end. In case you wondered I never did grow that tree 🌲

What tall stories did you hear and believe as a child?

henetha Thu 23-Feb-23 10:01:39

Mum always told me to dry under my arms properly after my bath because I would get tuberculosis if I didn't. This terrified me as tuberculosis was the big fear when I was young. To this day I always dry under my arms very thoroughly.

Kate1949 Thu 23-Feb-23 10:10:00

I have a friend who was told as a child that the very bottom tip of an ice cream cone shouldn't be eaten as it would give her TB. She is now in 70s and I was astonished to see her recently have an ice cream and throw the tip of the cone in the bin!

timetogo2016 Thu 23-Feb-23 10:17:03

Pretty much all of the above except for the nun story and red curls.

AskAlice Thu 23-Feb-23 10:23:21

We were all told as children that if we told a lie, we would get blisters on our tongue. If I occasionally got a sore tongue, I kept very quiet about it!

grannyrebel7 Thu 23-Feb-23 10:29:43

We were told if we sat with our backs to the fire our kidneys would melt! Never happened smile

Judy54 Thu 23-Feb-23 14:13:20

Father Christmas!

Niochorio Thu 23-Feb-23 14:27:19

My Dad told me that all the sheep in Wales had two legs shorter than the other two so they could stand on the hillsides without falling over. I believed this for many years and even told other people too.

Grandma70s Thu 23-Feb-23 14:31:44

Apart from Father Christmas, my parents only told me these old wives’ tales in order to laugh at them and tell me they weren’t true.

They didn’t deny Father Christmas, but I think I could sense he was a legend rather than a fact, except when I was very little when the thought of him scared me to pieces!.

Visgir1 Thu 23-Feb-23 14:48:54

Think I too was told most of these lies.. But why did they do it?

Lexisgranny Thu 23-Feb-23 14:56:10

Visgirl. Possibly their parents had said those things, and at least a few of them could not be proved, it was a link with the past to repeat them.

HousePlantQueen Thu 23-Feb-23 15:35:58

Most of the above, plus eating dandelions would make you wet the bed (probably true as French is 'pisenlit'), going out with wet hair would give me a cold.

Ladyleftfieldlover Thu 23-Feb-23 15:43:14

I told my children that the world used to be black and white. They believed me for a long time. We had the apple pips causing apple trees in our tummies if we swallowed them and eating crusts makes your hair curl stories. My father swore blind that he could fly and that he knew a multitude of foreign languages.

Littleannie Thu 23-Feb-23 15:45:14

While playing with my friend, her mother gave each of us a banana , but told us not to eat the last inch as it contained polio germs. There was a bad outbreak of polio at the time. To this day, I don't eat the last bit!

Taylor2016 Thu 23-Feb-23 16:17:48

I grew up on a farm in a very rural setting. In school holidays my grandmother used to put salt in the palm of my hand……so that I could shake it on a rabbit’s tail, catch him and bring home as a pet……
I now do this with my grandchildren 🤗 although I never caught a rabbit!!

Taylor2016 Thu 23-Feb-23 16:19:12

Poppyjo what a delightful thread 😊

Jazzhands Thu 23-Feb-23 16:51:17

Oh this thread has made me laugh out loud. So many applied to my childhood too. One I look back on with fondness - Dad and us kids would write our Christmas wish list for Santa, then sit round the open fire in the cosy back room and send them 'up the lum' - up the chimney to reach Santa in the North Pole. I remember having a big tug of war with my Dad, because of course he wanted to read the list before it went up. He couldn't explain it of course, but I thought it should just be between me and Santa.

Jazzhands Thu 23-Feb-23 16:53:45

Oh just remember that Haggis were really wild creatures that lived alongside Tatty Bogles on the heather hillsides.

pandapatch Thu 23-Feb-23 17:25:24

Oh yes so many of these!!! Do parents still say things like this to their children?

Hellogirl1 Thu 23-Feb-23 17:43:59

When it thunders, God is moving his furniture around.

Mamissimo Thu 23-Feb-23 18:11:11

Smorgasbords are birds with fur that fly over the North Sea. They are shot by cross channel ferry chefs and served in the restaurant on board at great expense.......thus spoke Mr M and believed by all our DC. DD2, a senior teacher was mortified to find out it wasn't true when accompanying a school trip abroad.

Maggiemaybe Thu 23-Feb-23 19:56:40

Oh, Mamissimo, that reminds me of when I told DD2 that she couldn’t go to Irish dancing classes because she wasn’t Irish (actually it was difficult to get to and we couldn’t afford the dresses and shoes). She was at art school when one of her friends mentioned having done Irish dancing and DD asked how she’d been allowed to join the class, as she wasn’t Irish…..

She forgave me. grin

harrigran Sat 25-Feb-23 09:49:05

I use to sit with my back to the coal fire to dry my long hair when I was a teenager. My mother told me not to do it as it would dry the marrow out of my bones, big mistake because I was studying anatomy and physiology and laughed at her.
Everything mentioned on this thread was told to us as kids, control by scare tactics ?
I left home on the eve of my 18th birthday and never looked back.

annodomini Sat 25-Feb-23 10:22:17

"Look me straight in the eye". Mum thought she could always tell when I was lying. No. It didn't work with my children either.

25Avalon Sat 25-Feb-23 10:43:29

Don’t wash your hair if your period is on.

grandtanteJE65 Sat 25-Feb-23 12:06:31

We laughed at all of these stories, as Daddy was a doctor and exploded all the nonsense about apple trees growing out of you etc.

We were taught not to cross roads at angle, not because it was a sin, but because jay-walking was an offence according to the Road Traffic Act. For years I believed it was illegal to cross a road except at a pedestrian crossing, although no-one actually had said this to me.

Even Daddy's medical knowledge had to give up regarding the prohibition on bathing or washing hair during a period. That tabu was rigourously observed by my mother and taught to my sister and I.