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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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Grannycool52 Mon 19-Aug-19 22:46:01

My family have all come round
To see my Irish Wolfhound

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 22:49:49

My family have all come round
To see my Irish Wolfhound
I can see that they're wary

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Squiffy Mon 19-Aug-19 22:54:29

My family have all come round
To see my Irish Wolfhound
I can see that they're wary
Because he looks scary

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 23:11:24

My family have all come round
To see my Irish Wolfhound
I can see that they're wary
Because he looks scary
He could floor them with one bound

I'd much rather have a little cat

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MissAdventure Mon 19-Aug-19 23:21:28

I'd much rather have a little cat
It could sit on my little mat

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 23:24:42

I'd much rather have a little cat
It could sit on my little mat
It might catch a bird

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 23:41:12

I'd much rather have a little cat
It could sit on my little mat
It might catch a bird
Or two, or even a third

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callgirl1 Tue 20-Aug-19 00:08:20

I`d much rather have a little cat
It could sit on my little mat
It might catch a bird
Or two, or even a third,
I`d prefer it if it caught a rat!

A grass snake lay in my yard one day

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 00:14:55

A grass snake lay in my yard one day
He was curled all cosy in a bale of hay

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 00:34:05

A grass snake lay in my yard one day
He was curled all cosy in a bale of hay
So slim and green

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 08:54:08

A grass snake lay in my yard one day
He was curled all cosy in a bale of hay
So slim and green
With glossy sheen

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 09:23:36

A grass snake lay in my yard one day
He was curled all cosy in a bale of hay
So slim and green
With glossy sheen
But I'd rather keep him at bay.

The weeds are growin fast and thick

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 09:43:04

The weeds are growin fast and thick
Why don't my veggies grow as quick?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Aug-19 10:05:28

The weeds are growin' fast and thick
Why don't my veggies grow as quick?
I'm no Monty Don

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 13:05:38

The weeds are growin' fast and thick
Why don't my veggies grow as quick?
I'm no Monty Don
I just muddle on

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 17:21:17

The weeds are growin' fast and thick
Why don't my veggies grow as quick?
I'm no Monty Don
I just muddle on
Dont neighbours' gardens make you sick?

My pots are thriving, nevertheless

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 18:56:06

My pots are thriving, nevertheless
They’ve lost their labels,so have to guess

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 20:37:37

My pots are thriving, nevertheless
They’ve lost their labels, so have to guess
This veg is long and prickly

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 22:00:14

My pots are thriving, nevertheless
They’ve lost their labels, so have to guess
This veg is long and prickly
Is it a cactus? Hmmm..that's tricky

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 22:16:40

My pots are thriving, nevertheless
They’ve lost their labels, so have to guess
This veg is long and prickly
Is it a cactus? Hmmm..that's tricky
I know what it is. A prickle pear. YES

Lots of beans for dinner tonight

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Squiffy Tue 20-Aug-19 23:00:27

Lots of beans for dinner tonight
Caused diners a bit of a fright

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 23:35:08

Lots of beans for dinner tonight
Caused diners a bit of a fright
Cordon bleu was their hope

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callgirl1 Tue 20-Aug-19 23:40:48

Lots of beans for dinner tonight
Caused diners a bit of a fright
Cordon bleu was their hope
They weren`t to know the chef`s a dope,

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 23:47:31

Lots of beans for dinner tonight
Caused diners a bit of a fright
Cordon bleu was their hope
They weren't to know the chef's a dope,
His kitchen looked a disgraceful sight

My favourite drink is a brandy

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 23:55:38

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy

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