Funny things grandchildren say

Coming home from school after having had a lesson on the birds and the bee's my GD told me that men put their peanuts into a lady' magina! Just about held it together.

Antonia my daughter, now 26 had a full on tantrum in a supermarket, aged 3, when I said I wouldn’t be buying her salmon canapés today. A couple of elderly ladies were in hysterics with laughter. She ate no chocolate/sweets till her teens - her choice. Her daughter eats everything in sight. ?‍♀️

My 2 year old Aussie granddaughter was playing a pretend game of ‘visiting the zoo.’ She looked out of the window and said, in mock horror, “There’s an elephant in the swimming-pool, and he’s done a poo.” Then she added, reassuringly, “But it’s only a little poo!”

My gd aged almost three wasn’t letting her mum clean her teeth at bedtime. Mum said, “Tomorrow you can just have bread and water. How will that be?” The bold little lady comes straight back with, “Good!” She keeps us all entertained ?

When my grand daughter was born, grandson aged 3 came into the bathroom while mum was in the bath. Be careful mummy you’ll spill babies milk was the comment when mummy lay down in the bath! Qqqqqqqq

I was on a bus with my 3 DSs, when 2nd DS suddenly asked "Mum, in the war, did they evaporate children?"

He was about 6 at the time.

GD was about 6 and she was doing a project for school, she had to ask GPs about their childhood and how they spent their leisure time.
I told GD we did not have TV so she asked if I watched my programmes on catch up on my computer. I don't think we did in 1950.

I might have posted this before, but it still makes me laugh. When my grandaughter was just beginning to talk she asked if she could have her milk and biscuit on the peekaboo. She meant the balcony. It old my friends.
Last night I had an invitation form a friend who lives in my building to spend NYE with Prosecco watching the fireworks- “on the peekaboo.”

I told

I volunteer in a charity shop and a little girl and I got talking about Santa Clause. I asked her what are you hoping to get from Santa this year? To which she replied presents I couldn’t help but laugh as did the other customers.

One of the titles of the Archbishop of Canterbury is 'Primate of All England' and my grandson, then 6 years old, having learned this at school came home quite puzzled to ask why a chimpanzee was in charge of a church.

Milton Keynes will forever be referred to as 'Melted Cheese' now after DGD told us where she was going for her competition!

Talking about macaroons this Christmas with Jackson aged 8 and Cooper aged 5 .

What is in macaroons do you think that makes them taste so good ? , I asked .

Jackson replied ‘almonds’ Nana.

Cooper , after some thought disagreed , ‘acorns’ he replied firmly !!

Our little Ddg aged about 3 could'nt pronounce her f's they were shopping in a supermarket one day when she shouted look mummy lots of slags!