Did they realise?

Teresa Green went to school with ex-DH.

I once taught an Albert Hall and a Victoria Plum.

I went to school with Isabel Loud

I once had a client called Ivor Stiff, strangely enough he preferred to use his middle name which was John.

At the same place we also had guests called Mr & Mrs Veryard. I always wanted to say, Ah, Mr & Mrs Veryard, have you met the Stiffs?" but just couldn't do it somehow.

A neighbour called Windsor Gates.

Once saw a TV programme on this subject where a few gems were mentioned such as. Peter Enis (True) A lady called Nellie who married Mr Jelly.

Owners of a local gym called their children Tallulah Little Bear and her brother is Tin Tin Jellybean!!!! I am surprised that they were allowed to register the Jellybean bit.

I used to go to school with a Frank Hunt. I still cannot say his name without a long pause between the first and last name.

Still don't get the Jenny Taylor! will probably come to me in my sleep!

Was that in Nottingham Hunt? I worked with a Victoria Plum there.

Say it out loud Flower.

DH went to primary school with a little girl called Etta Toley. ('toley' being a child's word for .....er....number 2's) !

I had to say Jenny Taylor out loud....got it!

Oh!!! I just did shout it and DH nearly fell down the stairs. love it.

Now you shout Frank Hunt out loud MiceElf forgot his dad was Mike!! that's worse

I remember calling a register for a new class of yr 8s and as my eyes went down the list I noticed Suzanne Lester was followed by Matthew Piggott. So glad we called the kids by their first and not second names or I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing.

DD3 went to school with a Pearl Harber, I kid you not.

[flower] DD went to school with a Michael (Mike) Hunt.

Why did I use [ ] not * * stupid !!!

I taught twins called Victoria and Albert Hall and when I mentioned this to a colleague he said they were actually triplets and their brother was in a different class. I asked what he was called and the teacher kept a perfectly sraight face and said, 'Carnegie'

I nearly fell for it.

Local coach company R.Souls had to change their liver deleting the "R".

We have friends with GCs named Samuel and Ella. Sam n Ella

Never thought of that before, Nonnie. I've got Sam n Ellen.
Fortunately their fathers are different, so they do not get together too often.
The first girlfriend of one of my sons was called Theresa Green. There must be a lot of them around, shysal

my brother was called dynamite his name was terry neil thomas
stopped my husband from calling 4th daughter May king
he insisted he went to school with Ophelia balls

If my last GC had been a girl she would have been Grace and I would have had Maisie'n'Grace. But he turned out to be Max.

went to school with Russell Hobbs

I knew a girl called Eileen Dover.
(No I didn't really, it's one of those joke names that come up a lot!)

I went to school with a Maxwell Coffee back in the early sixties. And worked with a real life Sean Lambe. He doesn't think it's funny that there's a cartoon character with his name on the TV now...