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MiceElf Sat 01-Mar-14 10:06:32

My nephews were chuckling about a friend's new girlfriend. The reason? Her name. Jenny Taylor. It took me a while. But then I remembered a student I once has calked Lee King.

My husband once had a colleague named David Balls who called his daughter Holly. But the most unfortunate was a lad I heard about whose nickname was 'head first'. His name was Robert Slater. Fine until it's written R Slater.

Any more unfortunate names to cheer us up?

Daisyanswerdo Mon 03-Mar-14 10:15:07

I heard of a girl called Wild Rose: ok, until she married Mr Bull.

My father used to say he saw the name Lettice Gotobed in a graveyard.

Anne58 Mon 03-Mar-14 10:20:25

I once had to phone a chap called Dylan Champion, it always made me think "half horse, half rabbit"

Gagagran Mon 03-Mar-14 10:20:45

In the 1960s I knew two old brothers called Friend and Young Nipper.

I also worked with someone who had a DGD called Polly Plonka (Dad was of Polish extraction).

Aka Mon 03-Mar-14 10:27:43

I've an aquaintance called Ivor Cell. He is a prison warden!

rosequartz Mon 03-Mar-14 10:52:18

It has taken me a while to get Hil and Vale (but I am busy this am)!

BasketCase Mon 03-Mar-14 10:57:18

I've got a couple people in my family tree called Rose Bush. Knew someone once called whose surname was Ilott and had initials I P. (Hint - try saying I P Ilott aloud) grin

Greenfinch Mon 03-Mar-14 11:48:38

Two of my friends were called Sin (Cynthia) and Hell (Helen).The teachers didn't approve of me yelling their names in the playground.!!

rosequartz Mon 03-Mar-14 11:58:48

You think so carefully about your children's names and then their friends and siblings, if they have any, just wreck it all! Or the girls marry someone and end up with a surname which is odd or hilarious with their first name.

Galen Mon 03-Mar-14 12:13:35

My father wanted to call me Charity. Fortunately my mother disagreed. Especially as I married a man whose surname was Ward. Sounds like something in one of the old funded hospitals!

lefthanded Mon 03-Mar-14 15:51:27

It was a long time ago but when I was in school our school secretary was called Hazel Nutt.

numberplease Mon 03-Mar-14 18:11:43

Our music teacher at school was Miss Frost, when she married a Mr. Glass, we referred to her as Frosted Glass.

KatyK Mon 03-Mar-14 19:02:52

I knew an Olive Green. One of my teachers at school was Miss Stagg and she married a Mr Wild, so to us she was Wild Stagg.

harrigran Mon 03-Mar-14 19:21:23

DH's grandfather was Jack Frost but I have been assured he was a very warm person smile

Greenfinch Mon 03-Mar-14 20:02:06

And I knew an Olive Branch

Galen Mon 03-Mar-14 20:53:24

But did you embrace it when offered?

Greenfinch Mon 03-Mar-14 22:13:44

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Penstemmon Thu 06-Mar-14 17:00:45

Gill this was in Wimbledon Chase in the 80s!

Penstemmon Thu 06-Mar-14 17:06:33

My Mum wanted to call me Wendy Elizabeth but my dad refused as my initials would have been WET. I ended up with only one name..not Wendy or Elizabeth. Mum won with my brothers though: PET and JET!

Nonu Thu 06-Mar-14 17:22:37

mind you PENT I have heard that if your intials make a little word is supposed to be lucky !
Don"t know if that is true ?
smile

numberplease Thu 06-Mar-14 17:32:44

My initials are, now and before marriage, JLS, no relation to the pop group!

Nonu Thu 06-Mar-14 17:38:05

Number

grin

ginny Thu 06-Mar-14 17:40:46

I have a friend called Lynsey and she married Mr Lindsay. Certainly caused a lot of confusion at times.

Nonu Thu 06-Mar-14 17:49:29

One of the teachers at the school they attend is Mr Nutbeam , thought at first they were kidding , but no , that is his name !

rosequartz Thu 06-Mar-14 18:06:30

My mother wanted to call me Wendy, penstemmon, but my brothers said they would call me 'Windy Wendy' because I burped a lot. Thank goodness, because it would not have gone with my surname which began with a W.

grannyisland Thu 06-Mar-14 19:05:29

We called our daughter Sheila (a family name on both sides) thinking it wasn't easy to shorten etc. Then after she started at school Sheera Princess of Power came on tv! As you say Rose you can't account for the friends.