What slogan would you print on a T shirt?

My DH wants:
“I’m the boss and I have my wife’s permission to say so!”

DH has one with ‘Be a good human’ on it. I’m tempted to have one printed with ‘You go first’, to wear when he wears his.

Keep your knickers on.

I have a mask that says 'Assuming I'm Just An Old Lady Was Your First Mistake'

All lives matter.

I have one that says "I voted Remain" in 28 languages. I think I've given away the one that said "Real women sing alto." But in general I don't wear slogans.

Many years ago I had one which said, When God Created Man She Was Only Joking. Nowadays I would have one which says, Why Have My Boobs Dropped Below This Slogan.

My nanny used to say” Do as you would be done by”

My daughter bought me one that said. Who are all these children and why are they calling me Grandma?

I found a photo the other day of my friend and me wearing t-shirts saying, “Every woman needs her Daily Mail.’.

I think they were given away. Clever advertising but, I think, we only wore them for the photo.

I had a T-shirt which stated "I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate!"
My own motto when things get tough, "There's always something better round the corner!!"

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Mind would be , be true and be kind .

‘This too will pass’

The one I always go by is
To really see, look with your heart and not with your eyes

My friend had one with vultures saying...

Patience my arse, I want to kill something....

She wore it in supermarkets when queuing??

She was very posh.

This was in the 80's.

My parents went to Wuhan and all they brought back was this b****y virus!

All lives matter

Nothing to do with political statments, or the economy etc

Just

I am Enough,
but they already exist

God loves you-
But I'm His favourite!

Pen50 I like that!

I don't wear t-shirts with sayings on for general wear, but have loads I wear with my biking gear, and leathers with assorted patches with sayings which could be put into t-shirts. Favourite t-shirt of the collection says "Not to be mistaken for someone who gives a sh*t (the last word having a graphic tear across it), and favourite patch says"I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability".
I wore the t-shirt on my last day at work before retiring! Teehee!

I'm old not stupid or deaf or blind.

There's a t-shirt you can buy which I rather like:

'Most old women would have given up by now.
I'm not like most old women'

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I would have:
"Free the Doghouse 4"!!!!!

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