I counted 4, although I did just sit down without grunting.
Don't watch TV although I wouldn't be surprised if I couldn't show DH a trick or two with the remote. Don't live in the UK so several don't apply there either. I don't turn the sound down when I park, I turn it off.
How would you know if you've used a hashtag wrongly? And, anyway, as far as I know, they are only used on Twitter. I do not subscribe to Twitter or Facebook or any such thing, on the advice of my offspring who are all in their 30s, wear comfortable shoes and barbecue with coals.
I do not drink coffee, cappuccino or otherwise because it doesn't agree with me - never has - and haven't taken sugar in my tea since I was 14.