Foods You Shouldn't Eat But Do

Not particularly unhealthy but gross, cold baked beans from the tin...sorry ?

I'm reading this whilst tucking into my Sticky Toffee pudding with extra thick double cream on

A super noodle sandwich is nice.

I am the food Police ( type 2 husband)

I’m good apart from salt and vinegar chip sticks.

My husband has a stash for if I go away, his faves are; Fray Bentos steak and Kidney pie, beans,beans and more beans, thick sliced white bread ( I make all our bread) fishfingers and Arctic roll.

I think he’s getting fed up with me being here permanently!
He did ask recently how long the Fray Bentos was good for.

BigBertha1. You can’t possibly live with the Chief of the Food Police, because that’s my title (according to my DH!). ??

I'm so glad that I asked this question ?. I am loving the answers. Some of the food choices are so mouth watering. My Chief of Food Police will soon be going away for work for several weeks so I think I am going to indulge in some of my naughty food. Cue evil laugh.

I love bread and milk with (lots) of sugar - it's got to be white bread!
I never open a tin of baked beans without having a few spoonfuls of cold beans straight from the tin.
My Saturday dinner - cooked by Mr R - is fish fingers, oven chips and peas.

Ginsters Cornish pasty or hot sausage roll with tinned spaghetti hoops.

Biscoff spread
Chocolate Peanut Butter

I don't bother spreading either of them on anything. I just eat a (large) teaspoonful when I fancy something sweet and / or if I feel frazzled.

Gummi Bears, but I don’t feel guilty and it isn’t a secret ?

i had bowel cancer, my consultant asked what my diet was like, i had been living on cold meat and salad sandwiches for about a year, he said the cause of the cancer was processed meat, i am now supposed to eat proper meat 4 times a week, i only like chicken (prefer it if it's kfc) but only so much of it i can eat, consultant blew his top when he found i was back to cold meat, i stupidly said but i eat sweets, crisps and drink pepsi, he did laugh and say ..well it is your body, i thanked him and said... if it's for you it will not go by you...lol

Aldi’s almond chocolate, all cheeses,bacon, ham, pizza with goat’s cheese, lemonade scones with cream and jam, bread and butter pudding, grapes and dates. Cheesy potato bakes. Soy sauce.

Fish finger sandwiches on white bread and butter with tomato ketchup, so much that it oozes out when you bite! Yummy!

Nanna8, what is a lemonade scone?

Looks great :

bakeplaysmile.com/lemonade-scones/

Cold mushy peas out of the tin ?

Dark chocolate ginger biscuits are my downfall. With any other type I can have a couple and stop with ease but with them I have to consume the whole packet. Sadly, I'm so weak that I simply don't buy them.

Jaffa cakes - not so sinful? Can't stop though just eat the whole box even though I throw them onto the top shelf, I still get the stool to get them down again.

Shhh - Crab sticks & a glass of wine.
Another super noodle fan.
Nuts - what's wrong with that? The bit I don't tell my good friends: Can eat a Waitrose tub in an evening - but the constipation?

Discogran Yes please would love your noodle recipe x

Chicken Noodles
In a wok or saute pan, Fry a medium chopped onion, a handful of sliced mushrooms and a clove of crushed garlic in a tablespoon of olive oil. Once soft, add some diced chicken (I usually make on a Monday to use up Sunday roast chicken) and gently brown. Add a can of cream of chicken soup then fill the can with hot water and add that too. You can put in a chicken stock cube to make it extra tasty if you like, or just give it a good sprinkle of salt and black pepper. Bring to a bubble, then add a couple of sheets of egg noodles and small can of sweetcorn. Give it a stir, put the lid on and let it simmer until the noodles are soft.

grandma net
1 cup lemonade
1 cup cream
Pinch of salt if you want
3 cups SR flour works every time very nice very unhealthy
Cut thick, at least 3/4 inch

Thank you nanna8 and Farnorth. They sound too yummy!

Luxury ice cream, Green and Blacks, Haagen Daz etc.
Best French unsalted butter and croissants.

Chocolate is my biggest sin and I am trying so much to keep away from it! I just love food and could eat it until the cows come home!!

Kraft Cheesy Pasta and oven chips ..........it’s never been near a piece of cheddar in its existence but I love it! Only thing dd1 could eat during weeks of morning sickness strangely enough.