Hello all, and sending good wishes, especially to those in need.
People who eat a sweet/chocolate from a box, and put the empty wrapper back in the tub/box, should be made to wash up, at least twice, to make up for the disappointment experienced by those who thought they had found their favourite, only to be sadly let down.
Anyone who brings through a dish, bowl or any other thing of that ilk after the washing up has been done, should be made to lick it clean in full view of all the other guests, before washing it properly, drying it up (along with anything else) and putting it away.......properly.
People who think it is "fun" to use party poppers, must crawl on their hands and knees until they have gathered up every single bit of the garish paper that does not go at all with the colour scheme. (And makes even the tidiest room look like a bomb's hit it)
Anyone who hasn't learnt how to replace a toilet roll should be made to wipe their bottom with sandpaper (NB, this should apply all year round)
Announcing on Christmas Day that you are now dairy/gluten intolerant, vegetarian/vegan, allergic to cats/dogs/hamsters and expecting the host/hostess to accommodate you.
Anyone have things to add?
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