NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread

I'm feeling so happy today
I'm going to star in a play
I've got the main part
I'll show off my art
Be enthralled by all that I say.

The man who came from Bombay

The man who came from Bombay
Flew to Delhi without a delay

Im feeling so happy today
Im going to star in a play
I’ve got the main part
I’ll show off my art
I’m so pleased, it’s just made my day!

My great aunt saw Sarah Bernhardt

Sorry hollysteers , I’m going back to :

The man who came from Bombay
Flew to Delhi without delay
Saw the Taj Mahal

The man who came from bombay
Flew to Delhi without delay
Saw the Taj Mahal
Ate paneer and dhal

The man who came from bombay
Flew to Delhi without delay
Saw the Taj Mahal
Ate paneer and dhal
And decided he‘d like to stay

He found an apartment he liked

He found an apartment he liked
His ardour in Delhi was spiked

He found an apartment he liked
His ardour in Delhi was spiked
Her eyes shone like stars

He found an apartment he liked
His ardour in Delhi was spiked
Her eyes shone like stars
She loved fast cars

He found an apartment he liked
His ardour in Delhi was spiked
Her eyes shone like stars
She loved fast cars
But found when he travelled he biked

He bought a cycle made for two

He bought a cycle made for two
But while pedaling she lost a shoe

He bought a cycle made for two
But while pedalling she lost a shoe
"Stop now!" she cried

He bought a cycle made for two
But while pedalling she lost a shoe
“Stop now!” she cried
It’s not worth the ride

He bought a cycle made for two
But while pedalling she lost a shoe
“Stop now!” she cried
It’s not worth the ride
Oh, you really haven’t a clue!”

Next morning they went for a ride

Next morning they went for a ride
On two bikes this time, side by side

Next morning they went for a ride
On two bikes this time, side by side
All went very well

Next morning they went for a ride
On two bikes this time, side by side
All went very well
He rang his new bell

Next morning they went for a ride
On two bikes this time, side by side
All went very well
He rang his new bell
And asked her to be his bride.

Their wedding was a huge affair

Their wedding was a huge affair
Very elaborate her hair

Their wedding was a huge affair
Very elaborate her hair
He wore a smart suit

Their wedding was a huge affair
Very elaborate her hair
He wore a smart suit
And looked rather cute

Their wedding was a huge affair
Very elaborate her hair
He wore a smart suit
And looked rather cute
And one guest was totally bare!

He got a quick trip to the jail

He got a quick trip to the jail
Behaviour was beyond the pale

He got a quick trip to the jail
Behaviour was beyond the pale
They locked him away

He got a quick trip to the jail
Behaviour was beyond the pale
They locked him away
For spoiling the day